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When you leave your kids sitting at the kitchen table quietly eating their hardboiled egss while you go upstairs to get their pjs. As you're coming down the stairs you hear. "Fly little birdy! Fly!" and you approach a room where it appears hairdboiled eggs have exploded spontaneously all over the place. This trail leads across 3 rooms. short curvy styled brides like to wear of the wedding
You then fight the cat so you can sweep it up. He wants to eat it but you can only imagine what those farts would smell like and you don't want to vacuum it up for fear every time you start the vacuum your house will smell like rotten eggs.
Thus i'm fighting Sheldon with one hand while I try to sweep eggs off the carpet with the other.