I'm at the emergency room...
Today is not turning into a very good day. I decided to return to horseback riding to re-live childhood memories. It was a good thought.... I got on the horse and started out everything was fine, like riding a bike..., but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were in a dead run. At this point, something spooked the horse and he made a sudden jerk and rared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop. Thank god the manager of the grocery store came out and unplugged the machine! But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile. If you actually read what I wrote, copy and paste for someone else to smile about and and to thank God for what health we have!..LAUGH OF THE DAY items that can see through to wear of the prom